The first-grade teacher was showing pictures of animals to her students to see how many they could name. She held up a picture of a lamb, and a little girl said, "That's a sheep!"

"That's right!" said the teacher. "How about THIS one?" she said, holding up a picture of the king of beasts.

"That's a lion!" answered a little boy.

"Right!" said the teacher. Then she held up a picture of a deer. No one volunteered an answer. She tried to help. "What does your mother call your father?"

Johnny said, "I know! That's a lazy old goat!"

A man to his new girlfriend: „Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to you really badly.“ – „Well,“ she replies, „you succeeded.“

She points to little Sally and asks, "Sally, what did you do this weekend."

Sally tilted her head and said, "I went on a choo choo!"

"Marvelous, dear," said the teacher, "But next time, try 'I rode on a train.'"

She then turns to little Mark, a kindly, young lad and asks, "And how about you, Mark?"

Mark put a finger to his lips and thought real hard. "I went to the animal place and saw the stripy horsies."

"Simply exquisite," the teacher replied, "But say you saw zebras at the zoo next time, alright dear?"

After Mark nodded, the teacher turned to colorful and spirited Franky. "How about you, Frank?"

The little boy tilted his head after a second and said, "I read a...book!"

"Very good!" The teacher said, glowing with pride. "And what did you read?" She asked, beaming.

Frank thought long and hard for a second, then smiled real big, puffed up his chest and said in a great, big voice:

"Winnie the Shit!"

What, wait, how did that poostorm appear in here without any wider recognition? The hell ya pups doing xd