W kontekście jego uwertury do "1812" z wykorzystaniem artylerii jako instrumentu.
Tchaikovsky: The beat will drop so hard the audience's brain will blow up.
Friend: 'Oh that's cool, you can compose with violins?'
Tchaikovsky: 'I said violence'
Pachelbel: "so you're writing a canon?"
Tchaikovsky: "well yes, but actually no"
Mick Gordon: uses a chainsaw as an instrument
Tchaikovsky:"So cute".
Rappers these days going on about glocks and uzis. The real homies remember pulling up on the block with the 12 pounder cannon
1880: Using cannons as instruments
2580: Using nuclear bombs as instruments
3080: Using supernovas as instruments
4672: Using black holes collisions as an instruments
The cannon is probably the hardest instrument to learn, not least because you usually get arrested whilst practising.
My school: organizes the band to play this.
Me: gets arrested for bringing Russian artillery guns to school.
Offenbach, walking away from the podium, having just played the cancan: "Beat that!"
Tchaikovsky, with a smug grin on his face: "BRING OUT THE CANNONS!"
Tchaikovsky: The beat will drop so hard the audience's brain will blow up.
Friend: 'Oh that's cool, you can compose with violins?'
Tchaikovsky: 'I said violence'
Pachelbel: "so you're writing a canon?"
Tchaikovsky: "well yes, but actually no"
Mick Gordon: uses a chainsaw as an instrument
Tchaikovsky:"So cute".
Rappers these days going on about glocks and uzis. The real homies remember pulling up on the block with the 12 pounder cannon
1880: Using cannons as instruments
2580: Using nuclear bombs as instruments
3080: Using supernovas as instruments
4672: Using black holes collisions as an instruments
The cannon is probably the hardest instrument to learn, not least because you usually get arrested whilst practising.
My school: organizes the band to play this.
Me: gets arrested for bringing Russian artillery guns to school.
Offenbach, walking away from the podium, having just played the cancan: "Beat that!"
Tchaikovsky, with a smug grin on his face: "BRING OUT THE CANNONS!"
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